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Kevin Smith

Official Twitter Page: @ThatKevinSmith
Followers:1687767
Location:Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
2 days 57 min ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @whenuwerelittle "Have you seen Affleck's The Town" No, but I've seen Affleck's The Cock. Dude's hung like a clydesdale. #WhiteFurryFeet

2 days 1 hour ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @MikeMercer "Jobs displayed cover of #CopOut alongside Avatar @ AppleEvent" He said "Isn't it funny they're BOTH considered directors?"

2 days 3 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Some nice ink for @SModcastle: http://t.co/VWkFSLU And recorded AT said @SModcastle, a brand new #BLOWHARD : http://smodcast.com/blowhard

2 days 3 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @my_leisure "I think you'll like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYL3j27sSH8 " Made me wanna dance; L.A. should expect tremors.

2 days 3 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: It's Wednesday morning - time to dance, Gay Clown, dance! #BLOWHARD Episode 3: Blowhard With a Vengeance is up! http://smodcast.com/blowhard

2 days 18 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Tomorrow, at http://smodcast.com - a brand new #BLOWHARD ! But right now, get some cheap laughs from me & @SMosier: http://smodcast.com/main

2 days 18 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: You've been feeling like a Monday for months, @JenSchwalbach - but tonight? You're DEFINITELY Saturday Night. With the ass of a Friday...

2 days 19 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Blazing while my girlfriend @JenSchwalbach gets tipsy & smokes cigarettes. Being grown-up feels a LOT like being a teenager... #40isNotSoBad

2 days 19 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Just like back in the 80's, @BonJovi is gonna get my fat ass laid tonight! Jovi and the low, low standards of chubby-chaser @JenSchwalbach.

2 days 19 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @JenSchwalbach "U and me and our old friend (Mals), hoping it would never end" Ew - you want @MalcolmIngram involved? PRE-NUP ACTIVATED!

2 days 19 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: JenlessCommentary: The lights need to be off so Jennifer doesn't mistake my enlarged gut for a reverse-worn papoose that I lay atop her ass.

2 days 19 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: When this room gets dark, I'm slipping your jeans off & bending you over the couch in my office, @JenSchwalbach - just like the other night.

2 days 19 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @JenSchwalbach "These five words I'll say to you" Twitter aud: please excuse me while I shamelessly flirt with the Mother of my child...

2 days 20 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Another score! The ultimate JAWS documentary is coming to @SModcastle! THE SHARK IS STILL WORKING - http://smodcastle.com/shows/smovies

3 days 3 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: G'morning! Just got confirmation from this week's SModcast 3D guest-host: JEFF MOTHERFUCKIN' ANDERSON! http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast

3 days 14 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @SongOfBilly "Sorry, but new SMod intro sounds like middle school kid driving his parents car w/radio on 2 loud" Don't care. I love it.

3 days 14 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @CLaTour "Will Highlands be out tomorrow" No. Haven't had anyone to record with. But good news: my brother will be in town this weekend.

3 days 14 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @tikalal "Can you please go back to the changing intros?" No. You're in the future; get comfy. #ChangeIsNeitherGoodNorBadItsJustChange

3 days 15 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Via @juancflorido "where's Babble On 3" Doesn't exist yet. It'll exist Friday night, then go online a week from today. #MovingScheduleAround

3 days 21 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Dear Disney: I love Pixar too, but get MULAN, LILO & STITCH on BluRay NOW! #LastOfThe2DDisneyClassics #BeforeHeWasDonkeyEddieWasMooshoo

3 days 23 hours ago

ThatKevinSmith: Ladies & Gentlemen... WE'RE SOLD OUT! 50 folks will be @SModcastle when @AmandaPalmer & @NeilHimself enjoy some StarFucking. Thanks, all!

4 days 1 hour ago

ThatKevinSmith: ONLY 18 TICKETS LEFT to see @AmandaPalmer & @NeilHimself at @SModcastle! http://tinyurl.com/AmandaStormsTheCastle #DresdenDollyParton

4 days 1 hour ago

ThatKevinSmith: On November 23rd, @AmandaPalmer storms @SModcastle for @NeilHimself. BUY YOUR TICKETS RIGHT NOW! http://tinyurl.com/AmandaStormsTheCastle

4 days 1 hour ago

ThatKevinSmith: In mere moments, be 1 of 50 people to watch @AmandaPalmer save @NeilHimself from the @SModcastle oubliette!